The drive to Kansas

At the Very start of my my adventure would began, we were headed down to Kansas for my sister Beth's graduation. The drive itself took about 20 hours which we spread out over to very long days.

At Christmas the year before our parents gave us a DVD player that works in the car, but about half way there, on the first day( that's about one fourth for those of you who don't know) the DVD player's plug-in broke, which left us all very bored. But some home we managed.

We got there in the early evening and that night we wnet to see startrek, all together it was a pterry good drive.

Meaning

This has brought back the meaning to my life!
I'll been looking for it for a long long time and here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSW_Mpyhla4&session=zhHCoBmO5nz611NtIC6Umcmtw4Ffq-8k0WWYbVvoeuL13q0mIGmj4h_SZDfrhRnxZELNh6xKfAkFVs3I09z4OBYsPsoGHXlRmYpZnMq06r3ide-DhXmH1ghqQNDQFlk9XtwPWYmI_ZHK_pMB5vwq-237j0hiQ6tvoCGABEjN_SZmDteX3Sih41uJTwPeKvk76wtBDIHEwhjGZ0eueU4AL3J845gHrwBadw8oT85576t0C5OzMxbK40CUixMMKkzC

So i was on the computer and I thought about starcraft(a cool game)!
Woo starcraft kinda sounds like starwars if your homeschooled!
We had lots of cool army wars when I was younger.
Also when i was younger i thought, that food when all the way down to your toes.
Andrew Peterson has a song called Piggy little toes.
I have a finger puppet that's a pig.
Potter puppet pals is funny also!
Harry is a Potter( as in job).
I wish playing starcraft was my job.............

Here's a llama !
There's a llama !
and another little llama!
Fuzzy Llama !
Funny Llama !
Llama Llama duck!

OK now that I'm done with that I (Meaning: Joel) would like (Meaning:wood life)

to talk(meaning: To talk) about something i saw at five guys.

the sign said ''dirt cheep eats''

So I went online to fine out if dirt was cheep!

1st I looked on eBay(Nothing)

2ND I looked on amazon(Nothing again)

3ed I look on Google( i fond a 16.99 book on dirt if you want i could send you the link)

So i ended up at Google looking at street view........

Fishing with Cody

During high the 2nd, on the fifth day of the week, Cody and I were walking over to the Tower, when we saw a very(decently) long thine of measuring tape.
From the 2nd floor we lowered it until it was right in front of the Donkey.
Much to our disperser he didn't bite, we did this again, and again, and then we found a Skittles raper (We used this as bate).
After trying the this for awhile on the donkey and on the ducks, But when didn't get a bite.
I began to think to myself "What if we don't have anything to eat tonight" but then we went and start fishing for the mice, and well the rest is history.

The Magpie and the Murder

It started off as a normal day, and then everything went crazy...





Me, Joel Page, Sam, Tristan, Chris, Cody, Chris Sen, and Jaris decided to go to the cathedral, outback at KBC. And for some reason Sam thought it was a good idea to bring a machete, as we walked down the road, Cody and Jaris ran ahead. Sam thought it a good idea, to cut down everything in arms reach.

When we got to the cathedral we were rejoined by Jaris, but Cody and Tristan were nowhere to be found...

Me, Joel, and Chris decided to go the A-frame chapel (As we left, I noticed, Jaris had the machete) we walked a few feet, and a shoe came flying out of nowhere! As we investigated where it came from, we saw Tristan laying a few feet away, still alive, blood-lust in his eyes!

We were most of the way back to the path, we heard an earsplitting scream from Chris Sen!

As the sound slowly died off we began sprinting towards the A-frame at top speed.

As we stepped inside we found the long lost brother Cody. We slammed the door and whispered about the murder. Joel said,"Wait a minute! Didn't Sam have a machete?!" I said, "I know Tristan carries knives! And he personally invited Chris!"

Joel picked up a stick, me and Chris picked up broken shards of plastic from the A-frames windows. Cody picked up a beer bottle, and proceeded to smash the glass on a metal stair railing. (Unfortunately it didn't turn out like it did in movies, he broke it too low and was stabbed by flying glass!)

As we finished gathering our weapons, we started to walk back to the camp. As we were walking, we heard the sound of Tristan, Sam, and Jaris walking back up to the path behind us! We ran for our lives!

When we were safely around the next bend, I broke the silence, "Tristan's gonna kill them next!"

Joel said that he thought it was Sam, after all, he had the machete!

We kept on walking.

About half-way back, I think the fear finally got to Joel, and he started narrating his movements:



"Joel picks up a stick, he places it in his knapsack."



"Joel looks around, and hears them coming! Joel begins to run!"



"Joel feels bad for Cody, for Cody being such an idiot and cutting himself on glass."



At this point, Chris couldn't take it anymore. "STOP IT" He yelled. "This is a life and death situation!"



"For Chris Sen, and strawberries." Said Cody.



We arrived back at the camp, and wasted no time fading into the crowd....



I think its Tristan, but Joel insists that its definitely Sam! Cody says it might be him for all he knows, but I guess we'll never know!

Tomorrow, we will be having a funeral for Chris Sen,



-Chris Sen walks into the room- "Hey Joel! What are you writing?"



"ZOMBIE! KILL IT!"

See Joel's version of the story:

http://magpiesandmen.blogspot.com/

Drive to Kansas.

Tomorrow before any of you will (well maybe not, since Beth is the only person to read this blog.) be out of bed, I'll be on the road.
This is how the drive will go:
1st two hours i will be asleep.
3ed hour we will stop to get something to eat for breakfast.
4-5 hour just kinda sit there and listen to Harry Potter 7 (or some other book).
hour the 6, we will watch a movie.
7, stop some were for food.
8, more Harry Potter.
9, some other movie.
10, Harry potter.
11, get to hotel.
12, dinner.
13, go see a movie. (maybe)