The Magpie and the Murder

It started off as a normal day, and then everything went crazy...





Me, Joel Page, Sam, Tristan, Chris, Cody, Chris Sen, and Jaris decided to go to the cathedral, outback at KBC. And for some reason Sam thought it was a good idea to bring a machete, as we walked down the road, Cody and Jaris ran ahead. Sam thought it a good idea, to cut down everything in arms reach.

When we got to the cathedral we were rejoined by Jaris, but Cody and Tristan were nowhere to be found...

Me, Joel, and Chris decided to go the A-frame chapel (As we left, I noticed, Jaris had the machete) we walked a few feet, and a shoe came flying out of nowhere! As we investigated where it came from, we saw Tristan laying a few feet away, still alive, blood-lust in his eyes!

We were most of the way back to the path, we heard an earsplitting scream from Chris Sen!

As the sound slowly died off we began sprinting towards the A-frame at top speed.

As we stepped inside we found the long lost brother Cody. We slammed the door and whispered about the murder. Joel said,"Wait a minute! Didn't Sam have a machete?!" I said, "I know Tristan carries knives! And he personally invited Chris!"

Joel picked up a stick, me and Chris picked up broken shards of plastic from the A-frames windows. Cody picked up a beer bottle, and proceeded to smash the glass on a metal stair railing. (Unfortunately it didn't turn out like it did in movies, he broke it too low and was stabbed by flying glass!)

As we finished gathering our weapons, we started to walk back to the camp. As we were walking, we heard the sound of Tristan, Sam, and Jaris walking back up to the path behind us! We ran for our lives!

When we were safely around the next bend, I broke the silence, "Tristan's gonna kill them next!"

Joel said that he thought it was Sam, after all, he had the machete!

We kept on walking.

About half-way back, I think the fear finally got to Joel, and he started narrating his movements:



"Joel picks up a stick, he places it in his knapsack."



"Joel looks around, and hears them coming! Joel begins to run!"



"Joel feels bad for Cody, for Cody being such an idiot and cutting himself on glass."



At this point, Chris couldn't take it anymore. "STOP IT" He yelled. "This is a life and death situation!"



"For Chris Sen, and strawberries." Said Cody.



We arrived back at the camp, and wasted no time fading into the crowd....



I think its Tristan, but Joel insists that its definitely Sam! Cody says it might be him for all he knows, but I guess we'll never know!

Tomorrow, we will be having a funeral for Chris Sen,



-Chris Sen walks into the room- "Hey Joel! What are you writing?"



"ZOMBIE! KILL IT!"

See Joel's version of the story:

http://magpiesandmen.blogspot.com/